It’s your worst nightmare: You stroll into work one morning and are told it is time to piss into a cup because your company has decided that this is the day you have to undergo a Drug Test. You have been ‘good’ (read: compliant) for most of the month, but last week, you had a couple of bong hits and gazed contentedly at the stars.
It was an incredible feeling, but you could be paying for the experience with your job. It hardly seems fair. You live in a legal state and smoke weed on your day off. However, companies in individual countries are still permitted to hire and fire employees based on whether or not they find THC metabolites (THC-COOH) in their urine.
Unfortunately, there is no ‘right’ answer to the title question, because it depends on a LOT of factors. In this article, we look into why you have to take a drug test, how the body processes marijuana, and the likely timeframes regarding when it leaves your system depending on your level of usage.
Why Do I Have to Piss into a Cup in the First Place?
As with many of the ills that have befallen the United States in the last 35 or so years, you can thank the Reagan Administration. President Ronald Reagan is puzzlingly revered in many circles. When Republicans bemoan the state of their party, you may hear members lament that ‘it isn’t the party of Reagan anymore.’
The National Debt almost tripled during his reign as his sycophants praised the ‘economic boom’ that occurred under his watch. The reality is, of course, that homelessness increased as the bottom rungs of society were trampled on. Corporations and the excessively rich enjoyed tax cuts while Middle-Class Americans had their taxes increased.
We sat back and allowed this scenario to play out because of the ridiculous notion of ‘The American Dream.’ We believe that we live as ‘temporarily deprived millionaires’ and that one day, we will join the elite. In reality, the gap between the top and bottom grows by the year, and this process escalated during the Reagan years as the idiotic notion of ‘trickle-down economics’ was rammed down our collective throats.
Another imbecilic occurrence during the Reagan years was the War on Drugs. It has gone on for over 30 years and has been an utter failure if you look at the rise in the use of illicit substances. All that’s happened is that we found another way to mess up the lives of ethnic minorities in disproportionate numbers.
In 1986, Reagan signed an executive order which made drug testing mandatory for federal employees and some contractors. America’s corporations, fresh from having their bellies tickled by the administration, followed suit and began testing employees en-masse. By 1996, over 80% of the nation’s employers issued drug screenings!
The American Management Association (AMA) last performed a drug-testing survey in 2004, and the number of companies that showed drug tests had fallen to 62%. It is likely to have dropped even more since marijuana has become legal in dozens of states.
Has Drug Testing Deterred Marijuana Users?
On the face of it, testing employees for drugs makes sense, especially in specific industries. You don’t want a truck driver or construction worker turning up stoned out of their mind! Back in the Reagan era, one of the goals of drug testing was to reduce the impact on productivity, health, and safety in the workplace caused by substance abuse.
A 2007 report by the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration, part of the National Institutes of Health, was unable to find conclusive evidence that drug screening acted as a sufficient deterrent. In simple terms, people who wanted to get high during their spare time tended to do so even with the specter of a drug screen hanging over them.
The rise of legalized marijuana has complicated matters to the point where specific organizations have shown common sense by eliminating drug screening. In August 2018, Reuters Health wrote that one in seven American adults used weed in 2017. As the substance has since been legalized in more states, it isn’t hard to imagine that this figure has increased.
It wouldn’t be out of bounds to suggest that 20% of American adults have used weed in the last year. By implementing a mandatory drug screening program, organizations are potentially eliminating thousands of suitable candidates in an era where America’s Skills Gap is enormous.
Here’s How Your Body Processes It
It is your metabolism that helps remove traces of cannabinoids from your body. As each person’s metabolic rate varies, it is difficult to say if you will pass a drug screening or not. You could be ‘lucky’ and have a metabolism that processes marijuana extremely quickly; but do you want to rely on that when it’s time to urinate into a cup.
You can aid your cause, however. The lifestyle choices you make have an impact on how fast weed gets out of your system. If you eat healthily, exercise regularly, and have a lower than average amount of body fat, your chances of passing the drug test increase. Why? Because the traces of marijuana in your system are lipid-soluble and are stored in the body’s fat cells. If your body fat level is high, your body stores more cannabinoids than if you were leaner.
The variation in the metabolic rate, physique, and physical shape of each individual, is one of the reasons why you see such a broad range in marijuana detection windows. Other factors that determine how long THC stays in the system are:
- How You Consume Marijuana: If you smoke your weed, the THC levels in your body should drop within a few days. If you have an edible, the THC could be detectable for longer as the compounds are broken down more slowly.
- Potency: It should go without saying that super dank weed-like Gorilla Glue #4, with a THC content approaching 30%, will remain in the body for longer than a 15-20% mid-shelf strain.
- Frequency: If you are a regular weed user, THC builds up in your system, so it takes longer to leave the body when you eventually abstain.
- Other Drugs: Specific drugs impact the speed at which your body eliminates THC. Drugs such as Verapamil, Erythromycin, and Ketoconazole can increase THC levels in the body by altering the concentration. Drugs such as rifampin could have the opposite effect.
How Long is Marijuana Detectable for Drug Test?
Aside from the factors mentioned above, the type of drug screening plays a significant role in how long it takes THC metabolites (THC-COOH) to leave the body. Here are the likely time-frames according to four different forms of testing:
This is the worst test for marijuana users because a hair follicle test can find out if a person has used weed in the last 90 days! After you use marijuana, it reaches the hair follicles through tiny blood vessels, and trace amounts remain in the hair.
As hair typically grows at a rate of 0.5 inches a month, and testers take a sample of up to 1.5 inches, your use can be detected for up to three months. Fortunately, hair follicle testing is sporadic, and you can always shave your head beforehand (although it will seem suspicious if you suddenly turn up bald one day after four years with the same haircut).
This is one of the best tests as far as cannabis users are concerned. While weed has been detected after 25 days in very heavy users, it is usually undetectable within three days, which means you are probably safe if you smoked over a week ago. Sadly, few companies utilize blood testing.
This is another ‘okay’ form of testing for users because the THC will no longer be detectable within 72 hours if you are an occasional user. Chronic users could have the THC in their system for up to 29 days, however. Marijuana enters the saliva through smoking or via exposure to smoke.
Fortunately, second-hand exposure shouldn’t cause you problems because THC metabolites are only present in saliva when cannabis has been ingested or smoked. In some jurisdictions where marijuana is legal, saliva testing is used at the roadside by law enforcement officials.
This heading is larger because the vast majority of drug screenings involve testing a person’s urine. Once again, the detection window varies according to numerous factors, but a detailed study by Mayo Clinic Proceedings offered the following time-frames according to the frequency of use:
- Occasional Use (Maximum of 3 times a week): 3 days
- Moderate Use (3-4 times a week): 5-7 days
- Chronic User (Every Day): 10-15 days
- Chronic Heavy Users (Several Times a Day): 30+ days
We have heard stories of weed remaining in the system for up to 77 days in a urinalysis, but you would most likely need to give Cheech and Chong a run for their money in the pot-smoking stakes for it to take THAT long.
A study by Paul Cary, published in Drug Court Review in 2005, looked at how long cannabinoids remain in the body after use. According to Cary’s research, THC metabolites only remained detectable for 3-4 days after consumption in first-time or occasional users. On the other hand, chronic users needed an average of 21 days to pass a urine test.
Another study, this time by Kouri and Pope, which was published in Experimental and Clinical Psychopharmacology in 2000, tried to find out how long weed stayed in the systems of individuals who reported smoking herb at least 5,000 times in their life. The 17 volunteers agreed to abstain for 28 days.
The results were fascinating. Five of the subjects were able to pass a urine test within one week! Four others passed by the end of week two, while two more passed after 21 days. At the end of the study, only six of the volunteers failed a drug test after 28 days. The study clearly showed the vast difference in how people process marijuana but also suggested that even lifelong users have at least half a chance of passing a urine test within a month.
Will I Pass a Drug Test if I Smoked One Week Ago?
It is a sad state of affairs that something as outdated as employment drug screenings continues to threaten the livelihoods of hardworking Americans who enjoy a toke or two during their time off work. Fortunately, there are plenty of trailblazing organizations that have consigned drug testing to the dustbin of history where it belongs.
Sadly, a significant proportion of companies, even those in legal states such as California, continue to hold the piss-stained Sword of Damocles over the collective heads of their employees. In answer to the title question: If you are a casual, infrequent, or first-time user, there is a decent chance that you will pass a drug test one week after your last time using marijuana.
If you are a frequent user, the risk of failing the test increases significantly. If you are a chronic user, there is a strong possibility that you will fail the test. Those who have been on a significant potent strain binge in the last week or two are also at serious risk.
For those in a severe bind, there are options available. You can purchase synthetic piss, or rely on the hit and miss nature of detox drinks. You could also try one of the homemade drinks said to help you pass a urinalysis. We can’t recommend or endorse any of these methods because the results are wildly unpredictable.
If you fail the drug screening, there may be a second, more sensitive, gas-chromatography-mass spectrometry test; although many employers won’t bother since they cost at least $200 per inspection! In any case, you are at the mercy of your state’s laws and protections, which most employers are forced to abide by.
In states such as Vermont and Minnesota, for example, employers are not allowed to fire anyone who fails a drug test for the first time if they agree to a rehabilitation program. In many cases, you will be reprimanded rather than fired, but that can also depend on your company’s rule book if you’re not protected by state law.